If you had the chance to do anything you wanted, what would you do?
"I’m going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room."
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
me when im drunk
"Mr. Zuckerberg, I’m in charge of security for all computers on the Harvard network and I can assure you of its sophistication. In fact, it was that very level of sophistication that led us to you in less than four hours."
"That would be impressive, except if you had known what you were looking for you would have seen it on my dorm room window."
Even though I’m no better than a beast, don’t I have the right to live?
In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]